Angel wings translation: You have no idea what a WHORE I used to be. I have fucked men with girlfriends and wives. I have fucked virgins and whores, I have fucked strangers and friends, I have fucked two men at once and fucked one man many times, I have fucked men I met in bars and online, I have fucked one man and then fucked his best friend the next day. I am happily married, and completely monogamous. My husband knows a lot about my past, but not all. After all, not even I count the one night stands or the ones whose names I don't recall.

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