A written secret:

My first "marriage" lasted 4 weeks. I was 18, he was 21. We got married by a JOP, who is my gay cousin that is a lawyer. He was crazy, verbally abusive, a liar, a thief, he even went to jail during our time together. We moved 6 times in 10 months and ended up living with his parents who are both bi-polar. He cheated all the time. After I left, he stalked me for years. He even called me this time last year to try to get my SSN. Seriously. So, I had my cop-friend return the call for me. I don't get it because that was over 8 1/2 years ago. I've been with my hubby for 8 years now and the ex still drives by our house, etc. I'm pretty embarrassed about the whole ordeal. At least I can plead "young and dumb" right?

Angel wings translation: You have no idea what a WHORE I used to be. I have fucked men with girlfriends and wives. I have fucked virgins and whores, I have fucked strangers and friends, I have fucked two men at once and fucked one man many times, I have fucked men I met in bars and online, I have fucked one man and then fucked his best friend the next day. I am happily married, and completely monogamous. My husband knows a lot about my past, but not all. After all, not even I count the one night stands or the ones whose names I don't recall.